Miss Lisa's Jokes http://lisasavyon.com/jokes Jokes by Lisa Thu, 17 Mar 2011 17:36:15 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en What do you get when you combine Mary Higgans Clark with a magician? Harry Who-Done-it! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-combine-mary-higgans-clark-with-a-magician/586 What do you call two stock brokers who are hermits? Outsider trading! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-call-two-stock-brokers-who-are-hermits/584 Why did the vintage car salesman for to the eye doctor? He had Cadillacs! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-the-vintage-car-salesman-for-to-the-eye-doctor/582 What blood type would a person have, if they never make any spelling mistakes? Typo Negative! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-blood-type-would-a-person-have-if-they-never-make-any-spelling-mistakes/580 What one thing could anger both an IT engineer and a volleyball coach? That the server stopped responding! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-one-thing-could-anger-both-an-it-engineer-and-a-volleyball-coach/578 Have you ever seen a monkfish? No, all the monks are in the monestary! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/have-you-ever-seen-a-monkfish/576 What is it called when an optomist throws up? Positive feedback! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-is-it-called-when-an-optomist-throws-up/573 What did the narcoleptic sea captain sail in? A dream boat! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-did-the-narcoleptic-sea-captain-sail-in/571 What do you get when you combine artificial sweetner with The Wizard of Oz? Splenda, the Good Witch of the North! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-combine-artificial-sweetner-with-the-wizard-of-oz/569 Why can’t dermatologists think things through? They have to make rash decisions! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-cant-dermatologists-think-things-through/567