Miss Lisa's Jokes http://lisasavyon.com/jokes Jokes by Lisa Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:49:23 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en What did one spelunker say to the other? "Hey! Mine your own business"! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-did-one-spelunker-say-to-the-other/436 Why did they arrest the doughnut maker? He had a glazed over look in his eyes! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-they-arrest-the-doughnut-maker/435 What do cross country runners use to make hamburgers? Track meat! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-cross-country-runners-use-to-make-hamburgers/434 Why are hand dryers so angry? Because they're always blowing off some steam! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-are-hand-dryers-so-angry/433 Did you hear about the dog who needed braces? His bite was worse than his bark! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/did-you-hear-about-the-dog-who-needed-braces/432 Why can’t nuns be prostitutes? Because, when it comes to selling their bodies, they could only celibate! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-cant-nuns-be-prostitutes/431 What do you get when you cross a drug addict with a morning person? Someone who smokes the crack of dawn! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-drug-addict-with-a-morning-person/430 Did you hear about the King who could levitate? He was over-throne! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/did-you-hear-about-the-king-who-could-levitate/429 Why did the redneck judge convict an innocent man of murder? Because he had an operational modem! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-the-redneck-judge-convict-an-innocent-man-of-murder/428 What did the bargain shopper say as she left the store? "I shall return!" :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-did-the-bargain-shopper-say-as-she-left-the-store/427