Miss Lisa's Jokes http://lisasavyon.com/jokes Jokes by Lisa Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:31:11 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en What dental problem involves missing two wisdom teeth? Bi-molar disorder! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-dental-problem-involves-missing-two-wisdom-teeth/518 What is Old MacDonald’s job title? He's the EI CEO! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-is-old-macdonalds-job-title/517 Why did the leopard go to the chiropractor? He had a tight spot! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-the-leopard-go-to-the-chiropractor/516 What do you get when you cross an accountant plus an interior decorator? A kitchen counter! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-an-accountant-plus-an-interior-decorator/514 What do you get when you cross a guitarist with a dentist? A tooth pic! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-guitarist-with-a-dentist/513 What does a meteorologist use to tell time? A storm watch! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-does-a-meteorologist-use-to-tell-time/512 Did you hear about the man who took Viagra instead of sleeping pills? He was up all night! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/did-you-hear-about-the-man-who-took-viagra-instead-of-sleeping-pills/511 Which breakfast food is the rudest? A belchin' waffle! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/which-breakfast-food-is-the-rudest/510 What do track stars drink? Running water! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-track-stars-drink/509 Did you know… The man who invented the first music recor had an eight track mind! :) http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/did-you-know-5/508