Miss Lisa's Jokes http://lisasavyon.com/jokes Jokes by Lisa Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:49:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 en What did one spelunker say to the other? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-did-one-spelunker-say-to-the-other/436 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-did-one-spelunker-say-to-the-other/436#comments Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:49:23 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-did-one-spelunker-say-to-the-other/436 “Hey! Mine your own business”! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-did-one-spelunker-say-to-the-other/436/feed Why did they arrest the doughnut maker? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-they-arrest-the-doughnut-maker/435 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-they-arrest-the-doughnut-maker/435#comments Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:48:09 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-they-arrest-the-doughnut-maker/435 He had a glazed over look in his eyes! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-they-arrest-the-doughnut-maker/435/feed What do cross country runners use to make hamburgers? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-cross-country-runners-use-to-make-hamburgers/434 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-cross-country-runners-use-to-make-hamburgers/434#comments Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:46:34 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-cross-country-runners-use-to-make-hamburgers/434 Track meat! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-cross-country-runners-use-to-make-hamburgers/434/feed Why are hand dryers so angry? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-are-hand-dryers-so-angry/433 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-are-hand-dryers-so-angry/433#comments Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:45:50 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-are-hand-dryers-so-angry/433 Because they’re always blowing off some steam! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-are-hand-dryers-so-angry/433/feed Did you hear about the dog who needed braces? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/did-you-hear-about-the-dog-who-needed-braces/432 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/did-you-hear-about-the-dog-who-needed-braces/432#comments Mon, 17 Nov 2008 04:44:27 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/did-you-hear-about-the-dog-who-needed-braces/432 His bite was worse than his bark! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/did-you-hear-about-the-dog-who-needed-braces/432/feed Why can’t nuns be prostitutes? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-cant-nuns-be-prostitutes/431 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-cant-nuns-be-prostitutes/431#comments Sat, 15 Nov 2008 04:44:50 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-cant-nuns-be-prostitutes/431 Because, when it comes to selling their bodies, they could only celibate! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-cant-nuns-be-prostitutes/431/feed What do you get when you cross a drug addict with a morning person? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-drug-addict-with-a-morning-person/430 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-drug-addict-with-a-morning-person/430#comments Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:09:46 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-drug-addict-with-a-morning-person/430 Someone who smokes the crack of dawn! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-drug-addict-with-a-morning-person/430/feed Did you hear about the King who could levitate? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/did-you-hear-about-the-king-who-could-levitate/429 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/did-you-hear-about-the-king-who-could-levitate/429#comments Sun, 09 Nov 2008 14:15:52 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/did-you-hear-about-the-king-who-could-levitate/429 He was over-throne! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/did-you-hear-about-the-king-who-could-levitate/429/feed Why did the redneck judge convict an innocent man of murder? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-the-redneck-judge-convict-an-innocent-man-of-murder/428 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-the-redneck-judge-convict-an-innocent-man-of-murder/428#comments Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:23:28 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-the-redneck-judge-convict-an-innocent-man-of-murder/428 Because he had an operational modem! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-the-redneck-judge-convict-an-innocent-man-of-murder/428/feed What did the bargain shopper say as she left the store? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-did-the-bargain-shopper-say-as-she-left-the-store/427 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-did-the-bargain-shopper-say-as-she-left-the-store/427#comments Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:33:26 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-did-the-bargain-shopper-say-as-she-left-the-store/427 “I shall return!” :)

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