Miss Lisa's Jokes http://lisasavyon.com/jokes Jokes by Lisa Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:31:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 What dental problem involves missing two wisdom teeth? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-dental-problem-involves-missing-two-wisdom-teeth/518 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-dental-problem-involves-missing-two-wisdom-teeth/518#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:31:11 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-dental-problem-involves-missing-two-wisdom-teeth/518 Bi-molar disorder! :)

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]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-is-old-macdonalds-job-title/517/feed 0 Why did the leopard go to the chiropractor? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-the-leopard-go-to-the-chiropractor/516 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-the-leopard-go-to-the-chiropractor/516#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:22:03 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-the-leopard-go-to-the-chiropractor/516 He had a tight spot! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-the-leopard-go-to-the-chiropractor/516/feed 0 What do you get when you cross an accountant plus an interior decorator? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-an-accountant-plus-an-interior-decorator/514 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-an-accountant-plus-an-interior-decorator/514#comments Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:47:51 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-an-accountant-plus-an-interior-decorator/514 A kitchen counter! :)

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]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-guitarist-with-a-dentist/513/feed 0 What does a meteorologist use to tell time? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-does-a-meteorologist-use-to-tell-time/512 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-does-a-meteorologist-use-to-tell-time/512#comments Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:45:45 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-does-a-meteorologist-use-to-tell-time/512 A storm watch! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-does-a-meteorologist-use-to-tell-time/512/feed 0 Did you hear about the man who took Viagra instead of sleeping pills? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/did-you-hear-about-the-man-who-took-viagra-instead-of-sleeping-pills/511 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/did-you-hear-about-the-man-who-took-viagra-instead-of-sleeping-pills/511#comments Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:45:04 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/did-you-hear-about-the-man-who-took-viagra-instead-of-sleeping-pills/511 He was up all night! :)

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