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March 30, 2008

What did the women in King Arthur’s court sleep in?

Knight gowns!

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What do you get when you combine mens’ neckwear with Matzah?

Ties that bind!

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March 29, 2008

What do dermatologists have to read a lot of in school?

Skin graphs!

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What type of dance do Verizon empoyers enjoy?

Phone tap!

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What size drink does a mentalist enjoy?

Medium!

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March 24, 2008

What do you call a little mythical creature in New York City?

A Metro-gnome!

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Why is it a bad idea to go horseback riding on coals?

It’s too hot to trot!

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What do you get when you cross an umpire with a urologist?

Bladder up!

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What do inventors and innovators like to drink?

Creative juices!

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What do you get when you cross a pachyderm with laughing gas?

A hiccupotamus!

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