Miss Lisa's Jokes » Jokes http://lisasavyon.com/jokes Jokes by Lisa Thu, 17 Mar 2011 17:36:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 What do you get when you combine Mary Higgans Clark with a magician? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-combine-mary-higgans-clark-with-a-magician/586 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-combine-mary-higgans-clark-with-a-magician/586#comments Thu, 17 Mar 2011 17:36:15 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/?p=586 Harry Who-Done-it! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-combine-mary-higgans-clark-with-a-magician/586/feed 0 What do you call two stock brokers who are hermits? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-call-two-stock-brokers-who-are-hermits/584 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-call-two-stock-brokers-who-are-hermits/584#comments Thu, 17 Mar 2011 17:34:14 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/?p=584 Outsider trading! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-call-two-stock-brokers-who-are-hermits/584/feed 0 Why did the vintage car salesman for to the eye doctor? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-the-vintage-car-salesman-for-to-the-eye-doctor/582 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-the-vintage-car-salesman-for-to-the-eye-doctor/582#comments Thu, 17 Mar 2011 17:32:59 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/?p=582 He had Cadillacs! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-did-the-vintage-car-salesman-for-to-the-eye-doctor/582/feed 0 What blood type would a person have, if they never make any spelling mistakes? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-blood-type-would-a-person-have-if-they-never-make-any-spelling-mistakes/580 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-blood-type-would-a-person-have-if-they-never-make-any-spelling-mistakes/580#comments Thu, 17 Mar 2011 17:32:01 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/?p=580 Typo Negative! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-blood-type-would-a-person-have-if-they-never-make-any-spelling-mistakes/580/feed 0 What one thing could anger both an IT engineer and a volleyball coach? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-one-thing-could-anger-both-an-it-engineer-and-a-volleyball-coach/578 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-one-thing-could-anger-both-an-it-engineer-and-a-volleyball-coach/578#comments Thu, 17 Mar 2011 17:30:35 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/?p=578 That the server stopped responding! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-one-thing-could-anger-both-an-it-engineer-and-a-volleyball-coach/578/feed 0 Have you ever seen a monkfish? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/have-you-ever-seen-a-monkfish/576 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/have-you-ever-seen-a-monkfish/576#comments Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:07:59 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/?p=576 No, all the monks are in the monestary! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/have-you-ever-seen-a-monkfish/576/feed 0 What is it called when an optomist throws up? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-is-it-called-when-an-optomist-throws-up/573 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-is-it-called-when-an-optomist-throws-up/573#comments Thu, 10 Feb 2011 19:14:12 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/?p=573 Positive feedback! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-is-it-called-when-an-optomist-throws-up/573/feed 0 What did the narcoleptic sea captain sail in? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-did-the-narcoleptic-sea-captain-sail-in/571 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-did-the-narcoleptic-sea-captain-sail-in/571#comments Thu, 10 Feb 2011 19:13:05 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/?p=571 A dream boat! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-did-the-narcoleptic-sea-captain-sail-in/571/feed 0 What do you get when you combine artificial sweetner with The Wizard of Oz? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-combine-artificial-sweetner-with-the-wizard-of-oz/569 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-combine-artificial-sweetner-with-the-wizard-of-oz/569#comments Thu, 10 Feb 2011 19:11:54 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/?p=569 Splenda, the Good Witch of the North! :)

]]> http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-combine-artificial-sweetner-with-the-wizard-of-oz/569/feed 0 Why can’t dermatologists think things through? http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-cant-dermatologists-think-things-through/567 http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/why-cant-dermatologists-think-things-through/567#comments Thu, 10 Feb 2011 19:10:35 +0000 Miss Lisa http://lisasavyon.com/jokes/?p=567 They have to make rash decisions! :)

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